Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Pink Elephants And Wallabys


Local government officers in Cardiff, might well consider controlling the sale of alcohol in the Welsh capital after a costly hunt for the Cardiff Wallaby showed that the mystery marsupial was in fact a fox. The wallaby was trapped in the city yesterday and RSPCA officials were surprised to discover not an antipodean fugitive, but a mange ridden vixen, with an injured leg. Local residents claim to have seen it hopping on back legs and hiding in their gardens.

Yeah pal – and I saw a pink elephant getting out of a space ship last time I went to the pub.


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