Mutineer Descendants Stand Trial.

The descendants of Pitcairn's eighteenth century mutineers are up on trial for raping children. Apparantly, they think that shagging twelve year olds is just the thing.

Yeah? Them and every other child abuser.

‘That’s the way we’ve always done it here,’ they say and comically enough, the women claim they like it. Maybe with only fourteen inbred men, you have to get one early if you want one - though, having seen them, why one would defeats me rather.

Pitcairn shows what happens if you maroon a rabble of disorderly English scum and leave them to breed in isolation for two hundred years. In the end you just get a bunch of inbred rats with dysfunctional behaviour.

Bad genes, or eighteenth century manners? Both probably.
Hang ‘em from the yardarm, I say.

Tally Ho!

So, the hunting mob think Parliament should mind its own business and leave them to set their dogs on furry animals for fun. There they are, braying about their rights on television, as if it entirely escaped them that the vast majority of us are appalled at their hideous antics, not to mention the sight of their fat arses in hunting pink.

'Bwa bwa, it's tradition,' they say. 'Why should the townies decide what we do?'

Anybody would think their muddy acres were on a different planet, but for answer, how about the fact that they couldn't stay in business without our townie cash? Oh - and dare I mention Foot and Mouth and BSE, or compensation?

I wonder if the phrase, 'He who pays the piper,' is familiar down on the farm?

King Sized Bars Get The Axe

Great news for health facists - King sized Mars and Snickers bars are to get the chop in a drive to halt Britain's slide into abject glutony.

The move by confectionary makers Mars and Cadbury, was prompted by government threats to regulate the food industry, if the twenty two percent of Britons who are clinically obese, continued guzzling their products to bursting point. Ambulance crews apparently fear injury when called out to deal with bursting chocaholics.

Strikes me - the government's got it wrong and should have legislated directly against the fat fuckers intent on causing a world chocolate shortage and earthquake hazzard. It's not like anybody force feeds the greedy twats is it?

It's The Economy Stupid...

'Labour must concentrate on the economy in the forthcoming election campaign,' says Chancellor, Gordon Brown at the Labour Party Conference.

That's right Gordon baby - as long as nobody remembers Iraq, Education and the National Health crisis, you'll be fine and the stupid punters are bound to re-elect you for a third term.

Oh no they won't!

Not if I can help it...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3692368.stm

Blair Depressed!

Apparently, Tony Blair is depressed that he can't put his head out of the front door of Number Ten without being confronted about Iraq. He should be pleased. In post Sadam Baghdad, he'd run the risk of having it lopped off by a bearded savage.

Yesterday, one of his acolytes, Slugger Prescot, opined that every time Ministers get interviewed on the wicked BBC, disloyal journos, twist the conversation around to the governments least favourite subject.

Well, good for the BBC, I'd say. Most of us want some answers about why the freeing of Iraq, left half the country in the hands of medieval barbarians and created twenty thousand graves.

Good Job Tony - sorry, but we'd like some answers if it isn't too inconvenient.

Obese Women

Have you ever noticed the number of fat arsed women there are these days? Wobbling heaps of blubber, heaving their way down the streets, blocking up the isles in the supermarket, wearing out the pavements. and generally bringing an aesthetic blight on our towns and cities. The younger ones seem to think it's cool to wear hipster jeans and go about with twenty pounds of pork hanging over the front of their pants

These unsightly fuckers should be banned from going outside. We need bye laws like the ones about not letting your dog shit in the street. No - I've seen enough lardy flesh escaping womens clothing. We should set up camps for the obese where they don't get fed for a couple of months.

No more pie for you lot!