Great news for health facists - King sized Mars and Snickers bars are to get the chop in a drive to halt Britain's slide into abject glutony.
The move by confectionary makers Mars and Cadbury, was prompted by government threats to regulate the food industry, if the twenty two percent of Britons who are clinically obese, continued guzzling their products to bursting point. Ambulance crews apparently fear injury when called out to deal with bursting chocaholics.
Strikes me - the government's got it wrong and should have legislated directly against the fat fuckers intent on causing a world chocolate shortage and earthquake hazzard. It's not like anybody force feeds the greedy twats is it?
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