Sunday, September 26, 2004

Obese Women

Have you ever noticed the number of fat arsed women there are these days? Wobbling heaps of blubber, heaving their way down the streets, blocking up the isles in the supermarket, wearing out the pavements. and generally bringing an aesthetic blight on our towns and cities. The younger ones seem to think it's cool to wear hipster jeans and go about with twenty pounds of pork hanging over the front of their pants

These unsightly fuckers should be banned from going outside. We need bye laws like the ones about not letting your dog shit in the street. No - I've seen enough lardy flesh escaping womens clothing. We should set up camps for the obese where they don't get fed for a couple of months.

No more pie for you lot!

10 comments:

Ones and Zeros on the Interweb said...

NariCa - thanks for posting. You are my first responder and your English is fine by me.

Ones and Zeros on the Interweb said...

Yes Swinda, those eating disorders are a problem, but this blog is supposed to be a cynical, politically incorrect rant. Also - if you're a fat girl, you don't walk around with low cut hipster jeans on, and hang out a crinkled belly now do you? - not if you've got any sense.

Ones and Zeros on the Interweb said...

:(

Sorry sindaswinda.... It was meant to be a joke.

:(

Ones and Zeros on the Interweb said...

Try the Swedish sense of humour then. I like Swedish girls - the ones I've seen at least. That Agnetha Falthsog, Abba one was some beauty though wasn't she though? My God! I'd have gone to Hell and back for that lady...

:) Glad you aren't really mad about my vulgar blog.

Anonymous said...

Hello Fuckie! (What is correct, to say Fucky or Fuckie...I never know this)

You see, Agnetha Falthskog is like Greta Garbo was....isolating herself, very shy and afraid of publicity....so I cannot help you really.

As for myself I am anonymous today simply because it was not possible to log into your blog - so you´d have to guess my identity now.

Anonymous said...

Commenting on revup

Man, ANY woman (even if 'normal-shaped') gets a serious inferiority complex walking around in Thailand (and trying to fit into seats on Thai commuter busses).

I fully understand the attraction of European men to Thai gals. Shaped liked dolls you can pick 'em up and set them down anywhere you like (and most will stay right where you've left them ;-).

It's a serious eating habit problem we're having in the West, combined with a set-up which doesn't create the natural balance (enough exercise). I'm a serious offender myself.

For the rest (to Swinda):
Food addiction is just as serious as any other addiction, and yes, the Mental Heatlth System should help. Why? Because we've -- to some extent -- created these problems within our 'civilized'societies, where survival Asian style has been replaced with convenience and excess.

Pispas

Ones and Zeros on the Interweb said...

Right - enough of this. I'm going for a walk Pispas. Thanks for your contributions - asn I giess you know who Swinda is - and Q. You've met them both in that other place.

Ones and Zeros on the Interweb said...

Hey, that gives me an idea - we could set up our own bulletin board using blogger - threads would be just like these. I'm not sure how many people would be able to start threads, but I know you can have several people doing it on a blog... Just a thought. I get so sick of the ravings of the far right and the Islamic nutters on the other site I hardly ever go there now.

Anonymous said...

And, that is quite a shame. :(

Ones and Zeros on the Interweb said...

I'm touched that you care Ponder - really, and I do miss our battles, except, I'm not angry at all these days. Funny, I enjoyed the intellectual sparring, but got very mad sometimes. I regret that bit.

Fred - not my real name of course, but you already knew that.