The wonderfully observed portrayal of the rougher element of Tyneside womanhood, the Fat Slags cartoon, is to end says Viz genius, Graham Drury. Apparently, the man eating grotesques are to be discontinued in protest at a new film about them made by director Ed Bye and featuring Fiona Allen, Sophie Thompson, and former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell. The film to be released on Friday has already been dubbed the worst British film ever made.
Viz fans may well regret the loss of the hilarious harpies, but we Geordies can enjoy their antics any time we like, by visiting Newcastle's Bigg Market. There we can gaze upon the grotesque women of Tyneside, as they stagger, half naked about the dark and rainy streets in search of a shag. Their screeches of, 'What are yee lookin at ye auld twat,' as I gawp at their appalling Bacchanalia, have many a time reduced me to incoherent delight. Watch out if you go there though, they're quite likely to assault you with a giant pork sandwich and then squat on top of you in hideous sexual abandon. You have been warned. If you don't want to be forced into inseminating a monster, stay inside your Skoda Hummer, like I do these days.
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2 comments:
Well I'm sure that visiting the web site would be a bloody sight safer than visiting the Bigg Market without a posse of armed guards. I wouldn't go down there on a Friday night unless I was in a battle tank.
Queenie
Is there a Bigg Market website? How wonderful - better than Big Brother anyday... So much more action. Do you happen to know the address? It will be fun to watch them carrying their insensible bretheren over the cobbles.
About twenty years ago, a dead man was carried three hundred yards and dumped in Pudding Chare - the sight of people carrying the unconsious is so de rigueur there, that no one noticed he'd had his throat cut. Ah - life in the North. So refreshingly cultured isn't it?
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