Communication Between The Sexes

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish = 49


Adventurous = Slept with everyone


Athletic = No tits


Beautiful = Pathological liar


Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills


Emotionally Secure = On medication


Feminist = Fat


Free spirit = Junkie


Friendship first = Former slut


Fun = Annoying


New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places


Old-fashioned = No BJs


Open-minded = Desperate


Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing


Passionate = Sloppy drunk


Professional = Bitch


Voluptuous = Very Fat


Large frame = Hugely Fat


Wants Soul mate = Stalker

DICTIONARY FOR INTERPRETING MEN'S REMARKS:

I am hungry = I am hungry


I am sleepy = I am sleepy


I am tired = I am tired


Nice dress = Nice cleavage!


I love you = Let's have sex now


I am bored = Do you want to have sex?


May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you


Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you


Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you


Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you


I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

This piece was taken from another blog. Hope it helps clarify one or two things in inter-sex communication.